"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LET THIS FABULOUS GENIE EXPOIT THEIR WISHES? SHENANIGANS, IS WHAT!!!"
The Obviously Heterosexual Genie is the second genie the party summons in the Green Timeline. The party attempts to wish for Amelia to recover, but he says that wishes don't work on dead people. When they attempt to wish for Generic Life-Revival Items, the genie says that the cost of three wishes is one soul. 0001 wishes for immunity against all genie requests and demands, past, present, and future, creating a paradox and sending him to the Blue Timeline. Karkata then mentions that the cost of one soul has been paid, so she now has two wishes to use. She then uses her first wish to wish that Amelia would be revived if at any point she is dead in any timeline. This, naturally, creates a paradox, sending Karkata and Amelia to the Purple Timeline. It is unkown what happened to the genie afterwards.
Shenanigans are mandatory.
The Obviously Heterosexual Genie's shop name is STR8GENIE, as opposed to Obviously Heterosexual Genie. This is the only shop in the game to break the naming pattern. This may be because of space limits, however.